FUNNY relationships wisdom !!!!!!!! :)

1. a very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother " who am i ????? "
ready to play the game she said " i dont know who are you ???? "
" WOW " cried the child " mrs Johnson was right ! she said i was so dirty that my mother would not even recognize me!
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2. little tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. interested in wat the cheeky faced youngster was up to he polietly asked, " wat r u up 2 tim?" " my goldfish died" said tim tearfully, without looking up said " and i just buried him " the nieghbour was concerned " thats an awfully big hole 4 a goldfish isnt it ? " tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "thats bcuz its still inside your cat"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3. if u love something set it free
if it comes back it was and always be yours
if it never returns it was never yours to being with
if it sits in ur living room messes up ur stuff eats ur food uses ur telephone takes ur money and never behaves as if u actually set it free in the first place u either married it or give birth 2 it