Just Laughs ..!!

A FOOLish man tells his wife to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED

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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

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Three FASTEST means of Communication

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell -a Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYBODY

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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER amongst all your Friends.

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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOMEthing in your life
If you have 'ONE' ; You are missing EVERY thing in your life

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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & ....other 'ONE' ensures U Continue it..

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Sardar : O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

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Teacher : Correct this sentence "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Pappu : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.